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guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years


how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl



no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed


true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries:  so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus:  they are fucking nerds.
gemini:  defo the random outbursts
cancer:  rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo:  they're about 4'9"
virgo:  they don't want to talk to you at all
libra:  weird ass laugh
scorpio:  the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius:  fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn:  creepy fucking smile
aquarius:  kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces:  p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is


i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor